If you saw my last post, you’ll know that my husband and I are pregnant!
…well, he’s not, obviously, but then again, he is, because I am, and if I’m going to suffer, by golly, so is he.
Except that so far, my best friend seems to be having all the sympathy pains/symptoms instead of Clint. Guess we know who loves me more, eh (tee hee)?
At any rate, there ought to be a tiny little bundle of joy arriving in approximately eight to nine months. That’s the important thing.
Also important to note here is that God has answered two of my prayers in the form of giving me a child. Well, make that two children now. The first time, I had been praying for a baby for a few years. I didn’t think I could have kids, though I never confirmed that (apparently) with a doctor or anything. I was just assuming, since I’ve heard that when you’re trying for a baby, if it doesn’t happen after a year, you should get checked out- you and your other half, both.
Imagine my surprise when I finally discovered I was pregnant! Woo-hoo! I cried because I was so happy.
So there was one answered prayer.
Now, you’ll remember (or you won’t, whichever) when I was freaking out back in May about the river rafting/camping trip I was to go on (and did go on, a couple weeks ago). At the time I wrote the post on here, my Number One issue was that I would be accompanied by that monthly visitor that plagues women everywhere and shows up when it’s least convenient.
Who wants to be out in the wilderness, using a metal box with a toilet seat attached, no discreet trash can available, for five days and four nights, when they’re on their period?
…Any takers?
Yeah, I didn’t much care for that prospect myself. And so, in one of those realization/aw, crap/please no sort of moments, a quick and silly prayer ran through my mind- “Oh God, please don’t let me have my period during this trip, that just sounds like embarrassment waiting to happen!”
And I thought no more about it, really.
Weh-heh-hell! (That’s ‘well’ drawn out in a “joke’s on me” sort of tone, if you didn’t catch that…)
I had been worried for nothing, as it turned out. The trip down the river was as much fun for me as for everyone else, and it wasn’t until I got home that I stopped to consider WHY it had gone so smoothly.
Possibility #1 seemed most likely: I was losing weight in a fairly rapid fashion, and so maybe my body was in freak-out mode. Yeah, that sounded logical and plausible. I liked that one.
Possibility #2: God had taken me up on my hasty, barely remembered prayer, and things would get back to normal in a couple of days. Yeah, that could’ve been it.
Possibility # 3: God had taken me up on my hasty, barely remembered prayer, and I was pregnant. Ha ha, effective and all, but really?
And then until last Saturday, I put it all out of my mind. You wouldn’t think that would be as easy as it was, would you? Not knowing for sure? Yeah, well, in Clint’s and my marriage, there’ve been a handful of times we both thought for sure I was pregnant, only to be bummed when we found out I wasn’t. So instead of getting our hopes up, or rather, instead of wasting precious time worrying, we did what we do best with worrisome issues…we ignored it until we couldn’t anymore.
We were spending the weekend at Clint’s grandma’s cabin, with his grandma, and his uncle, and his mom. And our kiddo, of course, and a dog. Friday evening, the three of us women took the munchkin for a walk in his stroller, and as we were heading cabin-ward, which also happened to be uphill, which also happened to be in a still-too-hot part of the day, I started feeling pretty dizzy.
I thought, “Dang, I hate climbing hills. Maybe I just won’t push it so hard. Stupid heat. Stupid bugs. Stupid me, not drinking more water.”
And then I was fine.
The next morning, after coffee and breakfast had been consumed, and the cabin got nice and quiet for the little one’s nap, I sprawled on the couch to doze for a little while. A few minutes after I’d closed my eyes, I felt like I’d been drinking for hours and was having bed-spins and I was pretty sure breakfast was going to come back to haunt me.
When the dizziness and nausea didn’t go away after a few more minutes, I gave up on sleep and got up. Still queasy. Roasting. Sweating, in fact, and it wasn’t even all that warm in the cabin. Not dizzy once I stood up, though.
I told Clint about the episode, and he insisted on getting me a pregnancy test as soon as we were back in town the next day.
I assume we all know how that turned out.
Oh, yeah- Note to God: That’s not what I meant! But I trust your judgment. If you think we can survive another kid, we’ll give it a whirl.